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Altar Boyz
Seymour Centre, Sydney; Ovations Live
Wednesday, June 11, 2008. Opening Night Performance. Review by MAZ DIXON.
Until August 2. Bookings: (02) 9351 7940. |
Boy Bands and Christian rock are big business, as
illustrated by the popular success of Altar Boyz. Having done well off-Broadway
in the last few years, its been imported to Australia with few changes. The
personality types that each Boy represents havent shifted from the American version,
which leads to some additional humour. Homeboy Luke (Tim Madden), for example, speaks
rapper-ese in an Australian accent, perhaps unintentionally sending up Aussie bands that
indulge in wholesale mimicry of American music styles.
Like all good manufactured bands, each Boy is a distinct Type: Good-looking Matthew
(Cameron Macdonald) is the leader. Mark (Dion Bilios) is the bands choreographer and
in extreme denial as to his sexual orientation. Lukes passionate and frequently in
rehab for exhaustion. Juan (Jeremy Brennan) is a steamy Latino, and Abraham
(Andrew Koblar) is the lyricist and token Jewish guy. Much of the fun in Altar Boyz
comes from the inherent inconsistencies between these Boy Band Types and the Christian
values they espouse - moralising and crotch grabbing are not a good fit.
The cast work well together. They are clearly aware of, and have fun with, the built-in
absurdities of the band. Yet they also manage to seem completely sincere throughout the
whole thing, which is no mean feat.
While Altar Boyz is essentially presented as a concert, the writers have managed
to work in quite a few back-stories. These include how the band formed, and the personal
demons and quests of each of the Boyz. A highlight is the onstage culmination of
Juans search for his long-lost parents. Humour is also found in the Boyzs
cluelessness when it comes to the many possible interpretations of their lyrics. In a song
about the joys of abstinence, it doesnt seem to occur to anyone that it might be
insulting to tell a girl you make me want to wait.
Gary Adler and Michael Patrick Walkers songs are a good blend of choral, gospel and
synthetic pop. The Boyz have beautiful voices and enjoy taking the mickey out of the
posturing and vocal gymnastics that are an American/Australian Idol staple. There are
laughs to be had but the humour is unlikely to offend anyone. This is the Achilles
heel of Altar Boyz. The satire is so gentle that at times you hardly notice
its there and youre just watching another boy band perform. I did enjoy Altar
Boyz, but I would have enjoyed it a lot more if it had teeth.
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